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Barnfather 

A barnfather (usually male) spends a lot of time in the gym trying (but usually failing) to increase his pec size.
A Barnfather treats women badly and usually works in "the media".
Barnfathers are also usually found with bad haircuts and fancy trainers.
Barnfathers are also big fat gays.
"that guy is such a twat"

"yeh, hes a right barnfather"
Barnfather by Smithless September 17, 2007

BroFather 

An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy
"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"
BroFather by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016

babyfather

A sexually active young male (in a South London context, often Jamaican or other carribean) who never has more than casual sex, but avoids contraception because he wants as many kids as possible (even though they won't know him as dad).
Also - throwaway term used by a woman who's borne such a child to describe the (unidentified) father of her offspring.
dat Leroy him such a babyfather, man - u seen half de estate kids done got his nose?
babyfather by Synic March 30, 2008
That friend who’s always wearing a bun. Reference to the Godfather
“She’s always in a bun, she must be the bunfather.”
Bunfather by puthytickler February 17, 2026
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026