Barnfather

A barnfather (usually male) spends a lot of time in the gym trying (but usually failing) to increase his pec size.
A Barnfather treats women badly and usually works in "the media".
Barnfathers are also usually found with bad haircuts and fancy trainers.
Barnfathers are also big fat gays.

"that guy is such a twat"

"yeh, hes a right barnfather"

by Smithless September 17, 2007

BroFather

An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy

"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"

by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016

babyfather

A sexually active young male (in a South London context, often Jamaican or other carribean) who never has more than casual sex, but avoids contraception because he wants as many kids as possible (even though they won't know him as dad).
Also - throwaway term used by a woman who's borne such a child to describe the (unidentified) father of her offspring.

dat Leroy him such a babyfather, man - u seen half de estate kids done got his nose?

by Synic March 30, 2008

Bunfather

That friend who’s always wearing a bun. Reference to the Godfather

“She’s always in a bun, she must be the bunfather.”

by puthytickler February 17, 2026