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Barnfather 

A barnfather (usually male) spends a lot of time in the gym trying (but usually failing) to increase his pec size.
A Barnfather treats women badly and usually works in "the media".
Barnfathers are also usually found with bad haircuts and fancy trainers.
Barnfathers are also big fat gays.
"that guy is such a twat"

"yeh, hes a right barnfather"
Barnfather by Smithless September 17, 2007

BroFather 

An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy
"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"
BroFather by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016
Related Words

babyfather

A sexually active young male (in a South London context, often Jamaican or other carribean) who never has more than casual sex, but avoids contraception because he wants as many kids as possible (even though they won't know him as dad).
Also - throwaway term used by a woman who's borne such a child to describe the (unidentified) father of her offspring.
dat Leroy him such a babyfather, man - u seen half de estate kids done got his nose?
babyfather by Synic March 30, 2008
That friend who’s always wearing a bun. Reference to the Godfather
“She’s always in a bun, she must be the bunfather.”
Bunfather by puthytickler February 17, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026