barfart

when you get entirely wasted to the point you barf and fart epic amounts at the same time.
sometimes results in a friend having to check the barfarter's pants to make sure it was only a fart.

Jane- "Hi Lou. How was your weekend?"
Lou- "Fine. How was yours?"
Jane- "Pretty swell. Except Sally got so drunk at our party that she barfarted everywhere."

by HellaManderr January 14, 2009

barfart

What happens when you are really drunk and making out with someone then you accidently throw up into their mouth. Immediately after the barfing ceases, or during the barfing, you fart.

Maddy had a bit too much to drink last night and barfarted on her boyfriend, now everyone will make fun of her for the rest of her life.

by Gavinnnn February 2, 2006

barfaroni

The still-warm, semi-digested remnants of the week-old chili mac that a grizzled, old wino puked up outside the doorway to the city rescue mission.

"Watch it! Man, Pedro, you almost stepped in that pool of barfaroni!"

Wino: "Hey, GIMME DIME!!!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

barfaria

The condition in which one simultaneously is barfing and has diarrhea.

We were supposed to go on a date but she had to cancel due to a serious case of barfaria.

by Dr. Randy Benders March 27, 2003

Bartart

When you are not actually mentally challenged, but abuse Xanax enough that your IQ is in the mentally challenged level legally speaking.

Hey why don’t you try and remember something other than lies that you believe because of all the xans you take you are literally a bartart.

by Breezeknees March 17, 2022

barfarrhea

When diarrhea is evacuated from ones anus while they are vommiting. Barfarrhea is caused because when a person wretches they involuntarily squeeze their bowel muscles used to clear the colon as hard as they can.

Barfarrhea is likely to occur when one suffers from food poisening.

I was barfing into the toilet and a puddle of diarrhea was under me when I finished.

I was going diarrhea and I had to vommit on top of my feet.

by Funny Bunny November 29, 2004

barfaroni

something or someone that makes you so sick to the point of barfing

That meatloaf is so barfaroni!

by amber a November 23, 2004