banquest

The culmination of a quest to have sex with, or "bang", an individual.

Great news! My banquest last night was amazing. He rode me like a horse.

banquest by Evan from Canada April 4, 2008

banquette

This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.

We can walk to the store on the banquette.

banquette by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Hotel Banquet 

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.

Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!

Hotel Banquet by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013

banquette

In New Orleans it refers to the old type of granite-curbed sidewalks found throughout the French Quarter, the Marigny, uptown and several other neighborhoods.

If you drive too fast in a rain you'll splash people walking on the banquette.

banquette by CreoleQueenSuppin August 9, 2009

Brexit Banquet 

A very limited or non-existent meal.

Oh mate, that's a Brexit Banquet!

Brexit Banquet by JoylessWonder October 21, 2021

Athletic Banquet 

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

Athletic Banquet by alla gomma June 4, 2020

Turd Banquet 

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

Turd Banquet by RYTOE November 7, 2003