RYTOE's definitions

Spanktravision

Michael and Aaron's favorite scrambled late night channel. Usually in the mix is a large blanket to sit under... for "drumming"

Dude, my parents are asleep, turn it to spanktravision... and uh, pass me that blanket would ya? I gotta... practice... ...my drumming."

by RYTOE November 6, 2003

Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

Sprung Monkey

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants

Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

by RYTOE November 6, 2003

Shvang

The crotchular area... namely, the dudes freakin salami stick

Dude! Check it out! Ryan over here just wanged his shvang on the handlebars of his bike!!!

by RYTOE November 6, 2003

RYTOE

1. One who is extremely cool. So awesome, all the ladies bow before him as their supreme overlord. Also one who dominates all competition served their way... especially when it comes to halo.
2. Proof that the defenition of Adawg is false.

Aaron: Is that rytoe?! Man! he is so damn cool! why can't i be like him?? WHY?!?! I am totally gay in comparison!! i mean LOOK at me!!

Rytoe: Shuddup Beeotch! *SMACK!*

Aaron: (rubbing face) Sorry sir! Can i shine your shoes? buy you lunch?

Rytoe: ...Both *SMACK!*

Aaron: Thankyou sir! (rubs face again)

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

smuggle

To hide any appendige in somebody's anus.

Aaron likes the warmth of the inside of Nathan's anus, that he put his foot in there.

by RYTOE November 5, 2003

Funkadocious

Something so totally cool and funky that its almost indescribable in words

Look at Ryan's new pimp hat!!! Damn man, that's straight FUNKADOCIOUS!!!!

by RYTOE November 6, 2003