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Banquet is the term used by federal way high school students located in federal way Washington to describe the act of having sexual intercourse with a male/female partners.
To take part of her banquet, eating the banquet, best banquet I ever had, my banquet is reserved for VIP only, His banquet sucked. ect.
banquet by Steven Tsukamoto June 5, 2011
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Banquet 

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Someone with whom you have a one-night stand.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Nah, he's a banquet (bang-quit)."
Banquet by terrahdez May 21, 2018

Banquet 

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One of Bloc Party's first hit songs that helped them become famous.
Whoa man did you listen to Banquet when you were blazed last night??? Hell yah dude it was freaking amazing
Banquet by Aliens October 31, 2007

banquet 

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a partner who serves up moments of joy, laughter, and understanding, carefully crafting a menu of love and support; a person who is a a feast of companionship and adventure, delighting the senses of their beloved
I ain't a snack and I ain't no entree. I am banquet!
banquet by Thelly July 2, 2023

banquet meal 

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Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili
"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"
banquet meal by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

Banquet Beast 

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a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA
Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA
Banquet Beast by Howie2day April 6, 2010

Banquet Beer 

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The elixir of life. It's persistent and set in its ways. Word has it that it was first discovered in Golden Colorado in 1873 by a guy named Molson. It's been consumed by many, but only consumed properly by the Nukkas.
Nuk 1: Fuck I feel sick.

Nuk 2: Ay be cool nuk, just drink this Banquet Beer.

Nuk1: Thanks, I feel much better.
Banquet Beer by Anonymous Nuk December 16, 2008
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