banquette
banquette by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010
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banquette
In New Orleans it refers to the old type of granite-curbed sidewalks found throughout the French Quarter, the Marigny, uptown and several other neighborhoods.
banquette by CreoleQueenSuppin August 9, 2009
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Hotel Banquet
A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.
Not a meal you wanted.
Not a meal you wanted.
Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?
Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!
Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?
Guest 2: Yep!
Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!
Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?
Guest 2: Yep!
Hotel Banquet by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013
blows your baguette
1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."
blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020
Le Baguette
Le Baguette by PussySlayerXXX6969 May 19, 2016
Brexit Banquet
Brexit Banquet by JoylessWonder October 21, 2021
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