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Jake's non existent pp
Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp
Rip Jake's non existent pp
Jake's non existent pp by pandabubble123 May 24, 2019
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suck my non-existent dick
suck my non-existent dick by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010
I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.
A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010
Non existent
Non existent by VendorYT February 9, 2022
Non-existent
Non-existent by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020
non-existent wang
A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
non-existent wang by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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