Banisher

guy with a very small private

“Look at that guy, he has a small private part he needs to be a banisher”

by zeehaddlesmall March 14, 2022

Wobble-Banisher-Implement

Also known as shims or a wobble-wedge a piece of wood or rubber used to stabilize a table or furniture. The term Wobble-banisher-implement was first used by a redditor on r/EnglishLearning and many people have liked it.

I will get a wobble-banisher, my desk is wobbly
A: "What do you call this wobble-banisher-implement you insert under uneven legs of a table?"
B: "A shim or a wedge"

by boomering December 10, 2023

'Tiff' Banister

A girl who thinks shes hot and can get any guy she wants, posts pictures of herself wearing barely anything on facebook, extreme butterface, but she does have a nice body, most likely has herpes, and the only reason anyone stands up for her is because there tryna get it in

This girl is such a Tiffany Bannister thinking shes hot shit.

"'Tiff' Banister is pretty shallow.

by Truth Hurts Don't it July 29, 2012

Banished to Brazil

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.

Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."

by grumbus August 22, 2020

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

banished

to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.

bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!

by projectmcl June 26, 2004

polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008