A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.
This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.
by Joe Physics July 29, 2004
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1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated
The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.
by Joe Physics June 18, 2004
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1. A smalification of the word balloon

2. a furry/person into balloons, wishing he was one. often related to a sexual fetish for inflation and/or latex/rubbery stretch matterial
1. "such cute balloonies!"

2. "The balloonie started pumping himself up with air, growing bigger and bigger"
by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004
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balloon + crazy. fun word to say. an object is balloony when it is like a balloon and yet, of a crazy essence. circular.
that bubble was balloony.
by charlotte montgomery February 24, 2010
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1. A smalification of the word balloon

2. A Character that is made of inanimate material often Latex, Rubber, PVC but also bubblegum, Soap, Bubbles and so on. Often has the properties of the material they are made from.

As the most common kind of Balloonies are made from rubber, specifically latex, the character is essentially an animate (living) Balloon and will often have a knot or valve/nozzle. As such most Balloonies can inflate themselves.
1. "such cute balloonies!"

2a. "Nika is unlike everyone else here, she not made of flesh but Latex and Air. She likes to fun and is quite fun to be around but despite being made of air and rubber, she can still talk, think, move and live, she is a living being. Since she is made of latex she has some unique properties, of course she can expand, like any balloon, but she is also unable to catch disease and is naturally very lightweight, she is also immortal since she is simply put back together again after she pops, retaining her memory."

2b. "She is such a cute balloonie, that latex hide of hers certainly comes with benefits. The shine from her latex just adds to her character. Full and taught with air, she is very cute. Although right now, she could use some more."

2c. "The Balloonie walked other to the air compressor, placed the end of the hose into their nozzle and turned the compressor on. The rushing air gradually making their hide grow larger and larger in size, Like a big balloon. Their latex hide, squeaking, groaning and stretching as it expands."
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What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.
We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.
by FARTHAMMER December 14, 2021
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