Balloonia

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

by Really?????? June 30, 2010

Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

hot air balloon

A conveyance consisting of a sturdy large basket that can hold 4 or more people & is propelled up into the air by a gas burner. They go over 10,000 feet in elevation!

That hot air balloon was really thrilling to ride in & they're awesome to see!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

glass balloon

A synonym for heart, as it is fragile and broken easily. Used in a simile by Marina and the Diamonds in the song "Hermit the Frog."

"Well my heart just burst like a glass balloon"

"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."

by Evangeline of angels February 5, 2014

house of balloons

House of Balloons is the debut mixtape by Canadian recording artist The Weeknd, released as a free download on March 21, 2011, through his website. Its music incorporates electronic and urban genres including R&B and soul with trip hop and dream pop tones.

Have you heard "House of Balloons"? It's awesome!

by xotwod90 November 27, 2015

Balloon Bung

Another way to describe someone with a big fat ass.

Here comes that Jenny Craig reject again, ol' "balloon bung". How the hell does he wipe that monstruosity. I bet he needs two zip codes for that thing.

by Big Ed Moustapha September 26, 2008