A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.
Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!
by Cattlerider January 8, 2017
Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.
J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder
by Bort187 June 4, 2011
A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006
A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.
Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bilbo Baggins November 16, 2004
A balloon filled with nitrous oxide, or NOS (laughing gas). You can usually find balloon dealers outside parties, raves, music festivals or other such gatherings. As soon as people hear a dealer inflating a balloon they flock round them like sheep. Balloons are the second most popular drug in the UK (aside from weed). Also goes by the name of Hippy crack.
Dealer: You came to buy balloons bruv?
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)
by dankcuddlybear October 29, 2018
A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.
"Here's a balloon for you!"
by Ekker October 14, 2014
Heroin supplier; a penny balloon that contains narcotics
by Lehem October 18, 2003