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billmaheresque
An adjective used to describe a comment that could have come from the incomparably sardonic and witty Bill Maher.
A billmaheresque comment that effectively skewers and exposes some political or cultural absurdity can make my day.
billmaheresque by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018
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ballmaker • Ball-Baker • Ball Marker • Ballmer Peak • ballicker • ballmaster • ballmer • ballsacker • Ballsackery • ballfake
Ballsackery
Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.
Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.
Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006
Ballmer Peak
The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.
If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.
Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.
If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.
Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.
I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.
Ballmer Peak by cathodeRay February 4, 2008
ballsacker
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004
Balleater555
The story of Balleater555
Who is Balleater555?
Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Who is Balleater555?
Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Person1: Hey man, have you heard of Balleater555?
~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~
I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~
I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
Balleater555 by XR Community June 19, 2021
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