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Bakkushan 

A woman who appears attractive, but only when seen from behind.
She's got a nice figure but her face looks like shit... She's a bona fide bakkushan!
Bakkushan by Le Saboteur October 14, 2005
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bakkuČ™ 

A tall holy spirit who came down to the island during its hardest, toughest times to save the islanders and give them free panços. One of the many leaders of the hippie cult on a tiny island.
SPECIMEN 1)' Dude who the hell is that majestic being?'

SPECIMEN 2)'That is our lord and savior hz BakkuČ™'
bakkuČ™ by hoodpunk64 January 30, 2017

Bakke Lift 

to lift a girl up to your shoulders by her thighs and hold her there while you eat her out, rather than bending down. This feat requires unquantifiable strength, and is therefore considered quite manly. The Bakke Lift is best accomplished in the corner of a shower, where slippery walls and trigonometry can work to your advantage.
male: I need to start hitting the gym so that I can pull off the Bakke Lift.

female: I'm really looking forward to my date tonight. I heard he bakke-lifts on the first date.
Bakke Lift by lg on duty July 24, 2009
How does one acheive cookies? By cooking? i think not... By baking, thats how! So why do we call them cookies if we bake them, its wrong i tell you wrong! We will have 6.6 billion people join this group to petition hte worldwide name change of cookies to the new BAKIES (pronounced, BAY - keys, but with more flow and UMPH)
damn girl these MM bakies are so delicious
Bakies by Geordie Macfarlane August 29, 2008

Kyle Bakker

he is tall, handsome, outgoing, funny, social, loves attention, charming, has a great smile... girls love him! hes good at volleyball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, u name it! he can sometimes be two faced... he's nice to some ppl but can be a total jerk to some ppl. you better watch yourself because his charm and his humour will get you to fall in love with him
wow he's like a (kyle) ! no he's better.. he's a kyle bakker!!
Dayum!
Kyle Bakker by smartgirl2013 May 22, 2010

bakesesh 

A get-together in which marijuana is smoked or otherwise ingested. Usually, but not necessarily, planned in advance. Uncertain derivation, but common at the University of Redlands, CA, during the late 1980s. See sesh.
I just scored some killer buds--let's have a bakesesh tonight!
bakesesh by Gomez J. Pierce April 1, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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