Bakies

How does one acheive cookies? By cooking? i think not... By baking, thats how! So why do we call them cookies if we bake them, its wrong i tell you wrong! We will have 6.6 billion people join this group to petition hte worldwide name change of cookies to the new BAKIES (pronounced, BAY - keys, but with more flow and UMPH)

damn girl these MM bakies are so delicious

by Geordie Macfarlane August 29, 2008

bakies

The real word for cookies

If cookies were cooked then they could be called cookies but the are baked so why the hell arent they called bakies

Yo, you should put some weed in those bakies

by Sam Kaye March 9, 2005

the bakies

A series of long, scenic, winding roads through Newbury, Newburyport, West Newbury, Georgetown and Rowley (Massachusetts) known for a serious lack of cops and a great place for a smoke drive.

Hey dude what did you do last night?
Just cruised around the bakies.

by 01950 December 1, 2006

hake's bakies

A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".

Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.

by biggest hoss November 30, 2017

make your babies crosseyed

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

spilled my babies

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Covid Babies

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023