bakeshift

an extremely lame person who thinks that they are "in", but they are sadly mistaken

Person 1: Yo man, who's that kid who thinks he's invited to our party?
Person 2: I don't know, but he's such a bakeshift.

by Peter B. June 17, 2006

bakeshift

a person who only wants to do what they want to do, and bitches no matter what. Radioshack employee's always fall into this catagory

Person one: dude, hes whining so much cuz we dont wanna go to the mall

Person two: what a bakeshift, he probably works at radioshack

by randyn June 22, 2006

blameshift

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.

John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.

by John's mom February 25, 2006

Blueshift

The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems

Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"

by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

Makeshift Patriot

A makeshift patriot is someone who is manipulated into a sense of patriotism by the media, the government and other sources outside of their own experience. This definition comes from an interpretation of the song by the same name by the artist Sage Francis.

Don't waive your rights with your flags.

by Nicholas Sloan February 12, 2005

Backshift

Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.

Anthony has to work another backshift but I think he digs the anal.

by Anthony is not a bot... August 17, 2019

makeshift

a temporary substitute.

"Yeah, my bowl broke so I had to buy some alluminum."

by Arogarn January 15, 2005