Bakker
Someone entirely useless at all sporting, academic or social activity. Often with no friends. Synonymous with 'total failure'.
Bakker by MyNameIsMichiel January 8, 2012
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Bakker
The most athletic person youll ever meet. His smile and luscius locks will steal your heart. Hes a stud.
Bakker by Marchwiany March 21, 2023
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Bakker • Bakkered • bakkerism • Bakkerud • milton bakker • Jaydon Bakker • Koeken bakker • Kyle Bakker • Luke Bakker • Baker
Kyle Bakker
he is tall, handsome, outgoing, funny, social, loves attention, charming, has a great smile... girls love him! hes good at volleyball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, u name it! he can sometimes be two faced... he's nice to some ppl but can be a total jerk to some ppl. you better watch yourself because his charm and his humour will get you to fall in love with him
Kyle Bakker by smartgirl2013 May 22, 2010
Luke Bakker
A Downs Syndrome Who lives in swan reach He has an incredibly large scrotum which he uses for masturbational purposes only He also attempts to be good at a online moba League of Legends but all he does is feed and lose games for you
Luke Bakker by mr mime429 September 2, 2013
milton bakker
milton bakker by Sjsbsjwjaka January 24, 2021
Koeken bakker
A koeken bakker is the dutch term a clumsy or stupid person
The term is often used by parents or teachers
The term is often used by parents or teachers
Koeken bakker by Shiro tanzanite August 9, 2020
Milton Bakker
Milton Bakker by agirlhedoesntlike February 1, 2021
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