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bajeezus 

A hilarious exclamation, usually not used alone.
"Whoa! You scared the bajeezus out of me!"
"All I did was turn on TV."
"But Roseanne is on!!"
bajeezus by izalex August 22, 2003
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an exclamation when something surprising or amazing has happened, or if you have seen something you want the person next to you to see.
bajeebus!!!! did you see that weird person??
bajeebus by spaztic555 October 13, 2008

bajeesus 

pronounced (buh-jee-zus) it could mean any of the following:

1. OMG

2. can you not

3. stahp
"bajeesus she's so annoying."
bajeesus by bajeesusgirl December 4, 2013
an expression of angst instead of saying something that may be religiously offending, ie jesus! or jesus christ! ect...
"Bajebus! I can't believe that!"
bajebus by casey November 29, 2004
jesus`s black cousin,or an excited expression
"holy bajebus that girl is fine"
bajebus by lady,killa,59 April 11, 2009

Bajeezus 

A common phrase yelled when you scare the living shit out of someone.
YOU SCARED THE FUCKING BAJEEZUS OUT OF ME.
Bajeezus by CuckingFunt October 20, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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