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Bajeezus 

A common phrase yelled when you scare the living shit out of someone.
YOU SCARED THE FUCKING BAJEEZUS OUT OF ME.
Bajeezus by CuckingFunt October 20, 2010
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bajeezus 

"oh my bajeezus"

"you scared the bajeezus out of me"

"holy bajeezus"
bajeezus by schmory December 26, 2006

bajeezus 

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
bajeezus by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006

Bejeezus 

A term that denotes having the shit scared out of you. All of it. All the shit.
Having a bear in my bed scared the bejeezus out of me! NOOOOOPE. Just Chuck Testa ;)
Bejeezus by Chuck Testa 69 October 23, 2011
an exclamation when something surprising or amazing has happened, or if you have seen something you want the person next to you to see.
bajeebus!!!! did you see that weird person??
bajeebus by spaztic555 October 13, 2008

bajeesus 

pronounced (buh-jee-zus) it could mean any of the following:

1. OMG

2. can you not

3. stahp
"bajeesus she's so annoying."
bajeesus by bajeesusgirl December 4, 2013
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