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Bajeezus
Bajeezus by CuckingFunt October 20, 2010
bajeezus
bajeezus
Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.
Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
bajeezus by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006
Bejeezus
Bejeezus by Chuck Testa 69 October 23, 2011
bajeebus
an exclamation when something surprising or amazing has happened, or if you have seen something you want the person next to you to see.
bajeebus by spaztic555 October 13, 2008
bajeesus
bajeesus by bajeesusgirl December 4, 2013
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