stahp

In memes simply stop, usually meaning stop doing something horribly wrong.

Jesus while crucification:
Jews
Wat R U Doin?
Jews
STAHP

by Krapik September 12, 2012

stahp

A non-existent word used by people like you who are illiterate enough to look up what it means.

12 year old memer: Stahp spooderman u fagit
Actual smart person: I think you meant "Stop Spiderman you faggot."

by It's all Kyogre January 17, 2017

STAHP

A rather famous word uttered by the scientists in Half-Life when they are injured.

Me: accidentally shoots scientist
Scientist: STAHP

by DaDude001 December 7, 2019

Stahp

A way of saying stop, when you don’t actually want someone to stop

Person 1- you’re so beautiful
Person 2- oh stahp, you’re too kind
Person 1- ...
Person 2- WELL WHY’D YOU STOP THOUGH

by Arnarity June 23, 2020

Stahp

Stahp is a term used commonly amongst internet users primarily on the thread website Reddit. Stahp is typically used to express exasperation of a subject and an insistence on stopping the conversation. Stahp comes from the phrase Stop That and Halt Please.

Sandy, seriously stahp.

by Pinkykilla December 2, 2016

Stahp

Stop that and halt please

You shall not pass Stahp.

by Tmtrademarked December 2, 2016

stahp it

A) very passive aggressive way to say "stop it".
Usually used when insulted in a stupid way.

B) phrase used after you see something very cute, funny, or cool.

A)
Ron- "Where did you get that suit, the toilet store?"
Bob- "Stahp it, Ron."

B)
Steph- "Look at this video of a cat meowing underwater."
Brooke "Stahp it, that is so funny."

by Brookiesweetheart March 8, 2013