Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.
Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to
the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just
elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.
Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you
Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"
2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to
pleasure me and
make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"