bainsford

bainsford is a shitehole. you will find junkies asking "tap a few quid bro" if you tap them a few quid they will buy valleys and if you dont you will get stabbed or battered. there is also a little boy of the name Jambo T. he likes to cut about up the town or set a fire to the langlees woods. he is a kind individual and if you ask him "how debbie is?" he will respond as follow "yes debster is good why do you ask" then you will have to respond "bolby said so"

but enough about jambo t, bainford is a shitehole and you do not want to go there

john: want to go to bainsford?
bill: kys

by bfurdshiteholeyahraj February 27, 2023

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Binfordize

To have something taken away from you in an unfair or unjustified way.

Jim has Binfordized my best accounts from my sales account base.

by Shane Thompson April 10, 2007

Rainsford

A large grayish creature with flat round feet, a trunk, tusks, and large ears. Often described as sluggish moving.
A god among men. Archenimies to Zaroff, Tigers, and Celtics.

I rode Rainsford at Rainsfest

by Stok the wok April 25, 2008

Binford

a tool

What a binford!

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Blingford

A slang name used to generically describe the suburbs to the east of London, including Essex. The suffix "-ford" denotes that such towns tend to be situated on a river, often the Thames. Such suburbs including Ilford, Stratford, Romford, etc. can therefore be referred to generally without causing direct offense to their residents. The prefix "Bling" refers to the tendency of some of these residents to wear flashy, or gaudy jewellery, possibly implying that they are chavs.

Example 1:

Sociologist: As we can see from this picture, these two people are chavs, sitting in a McDonald's restaurant in Blingford. They are denoted by their tracksuits, gaudy jewellery and next tattoos.

Example 2:

"That's coz you's a tasteless, chavvy, Blingford mutherfucker, innit! Aight?"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 7, 2010

Binford

n. (Bin-ferd)

A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.

Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.

Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)

"Aw man, why'd you invite Chris to the party? He's a total Binford."

"Uh-oh, here comes Binford."

by Dave Losso December 5, 2007