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bainsford 

bainsford is a shitehole. you will find junkies asking "tap a few quid bro" if you tap them a few quid they will buy valleys and if you dont you will get stabbed or battered. there is also a little boy of the name Jambo T. he likes to cut about up the town or set a fire to the langlees woods. he is a kind individual and if you ask him "how debbie is?" he will respond as follow "yes debster is good why do you ask" then you will have to respond "bolby said so"

but enough about jambo t, bainford is a shitehole and you do not want to go there
john: want to go to bainsford?
bill: kys
bainsford by bfurdshiteholeyahraj February 27, 2023
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brelsford 

A very prestigious family. Very rich family who has many yachts and machines, be friends with them.
OMG your a brelsford?!

Nigel Bransford

Slang used to replace the words Nigger Baby for when referring to your friends. Nigger Baby is reference from the Chappelle Show. So no, im not being racist.
Whats up Nigel Bransford! Ohhhhh!!!! Thats a sweet Bro Ham!
A brains for sure! They are really brainy, but may have a big forehead, legend says that’s where they hide all of their secrets! And boyfriends... fear not if you are but an innocent person that a braysford has initially scarred, mentally and physically, lemme guess, they probably lie, vape, are literally famous on socials, look pretty but aren’t inside. Did I forget to mention they are really smart?
Character1- What’s your name?

Character2- Mr maddens, wbu?

Character1- My name is Montana Braysford:)

Character2- So you lie, vape and are probably a Gemini

Character1- yes.. why?

Character2- get the fuck away from me big forehead bitch <3
braysford by Mylovelyjubblypseudonym December 14, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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