banford

Another meaning for cocksmith, a master of all things cock.

That bloke is a right Banford

by Walbach November 7, 2007

Max banford

the beastliest man the world has yet to see. Any true man with the name of max banford should be the ruler of the world. All the hot girls of the world should be crawling to him so they can hopefully just maybe have a chance. It can also be used as calling somebody a ruler, king, beast, or monster.

Holy crap dude! you're a fricken Max Banford!

by jillyboo65 January 18, 2010

Going Blanford

the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal

I was grateful the public bathroom had a window, otherwise I was planning on Going Blanford.

by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010

Binford

Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.

by Libraryguy June 29, 2009

Destination: Benford

A ROBLOX railway game based on British railways. It's quite good and realistic, but not as popular as GCR or SCR.

Ben: What have you been playing this weekend, if any?
Tom: I've found this nice gem of a game, Destination: Benford. Quite nice, it should be on the front page!

by Carl Plandog November 29, 2020

North Branford High School

a hole in the wall school. its basically a long hallway with a square at the end. The Courtyard has no point to it no one can use it. Saulis ruined everything for that school. theres nothing to do except go to the library or just leave. this school is a joke.

North Branford High school is a joke school, dont waste your time.

by xxxhartexxx July 31, 2011

maria bamford

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

by elnewton January 18, 2009