Rainsford 

A large grayish creature with flat round feet, a trunk, tusks, and large ears. Often described as sluggish moving.
A god among men. Archenimies to Zaroff, Tigers, and Celtics.

I rode Rainsford at Rainsfest

Rainsford by Stok the wok April 25, 2008

Carl Raynsford 

Bottle Job

Greg said he was going to come to the movies tonight but he pulled out last minute! What a Carl Raynsford!

Carl Raynsford by the definitive definer April 27, 2019

Rainforest Rabbit 

The politically correct term for a "Jungle Bunny."

Politically correct people do not say "jungle" any more. They say "rain forest." And they do not say "bunny" any more because it might offend some people as sexist.

Hey, Leroy, how about you and your rainforest rabbit buddies come over for a beer tonight?

Rainforest Rabbit by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Paving the Rainforest 

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.

Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"

Paving the Rainforest by Captain Spense November 10, 2008

The Rainforest Café 

Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.

Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6' tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha! The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.

The Rainforest Café by Tuki March 24, 2008

Rainford 

a small village located between eccleston and billinge. Rainford is the superior to crawford and the enemy of Billinge. The village itself contains a co-op, a chippy, and a shitty newsagents which sells 50p mixes. The village also contains a high school/college which is full of pot heads and the like. Rainford also seems to have a marijuana symbol on every street corner. Rainford also have a police force less superior to billinge meaning that the village is full of young alcoholics and stoners.

"coming billinge tonight?"
"no, fuck that. rainford has its own beach."

Rainford by orangewednesday February 26, 2009

raiford 

1.(Noun) Mental, self absorbed, micro-managing blonde
2.(adj.) Sexist

1.Ha you failed the test you stupid Raiford!
2.That Raiford never says the girls do something wrong!

raiford by John Witoski January 17, 2017