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Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
Baihe is a Chinese term for characters, themes, content and a genre involving lesbian relationships or female homoeroticism in light novels, manhua, donghua, video games and related Chinese media. Baihe focuses on the sexual orientation or the romantic orientation aspects of the relationship, or both.
Dasha reads likes reading baihe novels.
Baihe by wangjiluvr January 8, 2021

Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009

BatChest 

An excited face with a wide open mouth of a twitch streamer Curtis Scott. Similar to soy face, it's a mockery to people who are excited to consumerism related things.
I LOVE MARVEL! BatChest
I LOVE STAR WARS! BatChest
OH BOY AN EXPENSIVE PRODUCT THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY NEW INNOVATIONS! BatChest
BatChest by 8we6oqd4wq December 1, 2021

bachelieber 

Fanbase of Michelle Bachelet, former President of Chile, who will seek a second mandate as President of Chile during the 2013 elections.
Marco Enríquez - "Will you vote Bachelet?
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".
bachelieber by Mauricio G March 29, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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