baeel

You probably tried to do that alter ego thing on tiktok and got this ✨ baeel ✨ now you know that you should maybe take a break from tiktok

Wow she/he is baeel it’s crazy

Bro doesn’t that mean the he/she is stupid

by Stephymayjreeee October 31, 2020

Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hakos Baelz

rat

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes

by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020

Babeland

a seemingly fake sex toy store made up for the description of fleshlight.

why does babeland exist?

no one knows...

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 25, 2019

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020