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Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009
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Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

One who has a boss eye and violates badgers
badger fucker
"Oh for fucks sake what has that boss eyed badger fucker done now?"
by Q November 3, 2003
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Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Matthew Kerry (not to be confused with Matthew Kelly! Although there is not much difference...)
I hate that Boss Eyed Badger Fucker
by Raf January 16, 2004
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Badge Fucker

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.
Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!
by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012
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Badger-fucked

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.
by Alastair November 12, 2003
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