2 definitions by Badger Protection Officer
1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.
But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.
This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.
A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.
2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.
Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.
3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.
This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.
A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.
2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.
Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.
3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.
You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009
(noun) pōō dŏŏr
That place where 'the sun don't shine.'
A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.
Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"
That place where 'the sun don't shine.'
A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.
Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"
"Do not stick those things up your pooder!"
or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"
or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"
by Badger Protection Officer January 6, 2010