Definitions by Alastair
Lunchtime destinations
examples:
The white television = Whitley Bay
The green radio = sainsburys
Vender Mish = Vending machines
Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers
Du Le Cantina = The cantine
Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips
The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters
The white television = Whitley Bay
The green radio = sainsburys
Vender Mish = Vending machines
Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers
Du Le Cantina = The cantine
Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips
The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters
Lunchtime destinations by Alastair December 10, 2004
Dirty Rubs
Dirty Rubs by Alastair February 25, 2004
uber-gag
To overreach and defeat oneself by seeking to do too much. By trying to go that extra mile, all the previous hard work is undone and the individual is left feeling humiliated.
This is often seen after an evening of drinking when, fuelled by dutch courage, one feels it necessary to take a gargantuan toke on the reefer. Such foolhardy bravado can rapidly lead to an alcohol-induced whitey - the most dangerous kind. In the case of chasing young ladies, males may get so desperate for some action that they uber-gag (one too many phonecall) and blow any chance they once had.
The more desperate one becomes to achieve a particular goal, the closer one gets to uber-gagging and the more likely it is to happen. Consequently, there is a point of no return, after which the uber-gag is guaranteed to occur. In situation like this, one option is to attack the uber-gag head-on, ignore the impending issues and revel in the unadulterated moment of excess. The resulting positive vibe has been known to greatly reduce the negative physchological effects of the uber-gag and is always likely to elicit a cheer from anyone in the vicinity.
This is often seen after an evening of drinking when, fuelled by dutch courage, one feels it necessary to take a gargantuan toke on the reefer. Such foolhardy bravado can rapidly lead to an alcohol-induced whitey - the most dangerous kind. In the case of chasing young ladies, males may get so desperate for some action that they uber-gag (one too many phonecall) and blow any chance they once had.
The more desperate one becomes to achieve a particular goal, the closer one gets to uber-gagging and the more likely it is to happen. Consequently, there is a point of no return, after which the uber-gag is guaranteed to occur. In situation like this, one option is to attack the uber-gag head-on, ignore the impending issues and revel in the unadulterated moment of excess. The resulting positive vibe has been known to greatly reduce the negative physchological effects of the uber-gag and is always likely to elicit a cheer from anyone in the vicinity.
In an attempt to go sub 2, the Colonel uber-gagged on his final yard visit and suffered some serious fizzback.
sheen
This is a film of sweat that breaks out simultaneously over the body. In most cases, the area of sheen is limited to the face or torso, but in extreme situations the individual can be completely covered - known as a full-body sheen. This phenomenon can occur at any time during a session, but is normally the result of a recent physical uber-gag on some form of drug - usually cannabis.
The body's natural reaction to this imbalance is to bring on a whitey, and the sheen is a key indicator that this is about to happen. Diagnosing the arrival of a sheen is a crucial element of whitey management and can provide invaluable planning time prior to a tactical chunder.
This should not be confused with Dr Clam.
The body's natural reaction to this imbalance is to bring on a whitey, and the sheen is a key indicator that this is about to happen. Diagnosing the arrival of a sheen is a crucial element of whitey management and can provide invaluable planning time prior to a tactical chunder.
This should not be confused with Dr Clam.
After two tokes on the camberwell carrot, I started to feel queasy and began to sheen up - the whitey would soon be upon me.
tactical chunder
This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.
Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.
Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.
Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.
Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.
Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.
tactical chunder by Alastair November 17, 2003