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Bad-dragon 

An adult toy company based in Phoenix, Arizona, that specializes in making fantasy sex toys. Very popular in the furry community. Very well-known as the main (if not only) company that makes dragon dildos, Bad-Dragon has plenty of other toys to offer, with a wide range of penetrative toys that include the genitalia of various creatures (Gryphons, werewolves, horses, and fusions like a wolfdragon) as well as fleshlights shaped for similar creatures, such as horses, dragonesses, deer, and more. They also make more unique toys, such as sheathes and they make packers for transgender clients who just want a dragon dick.

The company also sells accessories, such as lubricant that looks very similar to semen, condoms, and accessories with the brand's name. To further add to the company's uniqueness, one feature that can be included on penetrative toys is a tube to put cum lube into, as to mimic the sensation of someone cumming inside.

The brand does pride themselves on quality, and do sell slightly damaged toys at a discount in the "flops" section of their adoption page. A custom order can take up to six weeks to manufacture and deliver, but many clients claim it's well-worth the wait. It is suggested to start small with bad-dragon toys, as often times their small size is any other company's large.
I never thought I would be ordering a dragon's tongue dildo from Bad-Dragon, but here we are.

Bad-Dragon doesn't just sell dragon dildos! They have plenty of other toys for a vide variety of people!
Bad-dragon by JasTheSeaBass August 6, 2016

Bad-dragon 

A company that sells adult sex toys that are "modeled" off of dragon genitalia. It appeals to people who wish they could have sex with dragons. They also sell other animal genitals too such as a horse dick, a dolphin dick, a dog dick, an orca dick, a wallaby dick exc. They even have tentacles.

Some dildos come with special tubes that shoot "Dragon Cum" lube out of the end. They only have one product for the heterosexual male called the "anthro-dragoness". The anthro-dragoness is a masturbator shaped like a dragon pussy.

Bad-dragon's website is www.bad-dragon.com.
I just ordered more Dragon Cum from Bad-dragon.
Bad-dragon by The rogue smiler July 13, 2010

Bad Dragon 

Don't look it up, it's for your innocence.

And for the iconic hit tune that was played on radio stations worldwide....

"Hey kids wanna yiff me with
bad dragon dicks?"
Bad Dragon by WhydoievenexistFML August 21, 2022

Bad Dragon 

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.
I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.
Bad Dragon by El ritardo June 1, 2019

bad dragon of chaos 

v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum

n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.
I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.
bad dragon of chaos by Alden's Locke September 8, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026