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v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum

n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.
I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.
by Alden's Locke September 8, 2021
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