69 definitions by El ritardo
by El ritardo July 15, 2018
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
by El ritardo June 2, 2019
NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
by El ritardo June 2, 2019
“Wanna invite Tyson to the J. Cole concert?”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”
by El ritardo June 8, 2018
by El ritardo June 17, 2018