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A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans
They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.
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by El ritardo June 25, 2018

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A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.
Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.
by El ritardo July 16, 2018

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A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018

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Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.
They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.
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by El ritardo December 06, 2017

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One hot and incredibly nice Korean dude who unfortunately has less meat than lil dicky himself.
Jungkook is great to hang with, but not in a sexual way.
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by El ritardo July 02, 2018

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They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.
by El ritardo June 27, 2018

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The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 14, 2018

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