Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Cincinnati Chili

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.

Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

Jungkook

One hot and incredibly nice Korean dude who unfortunately has less meat than lil dicky himself.

Jungkook is great to hang with, but not in a sexual way.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Burgerrito

Putting shit in a tortilla you would usually put in a burger, but having to improvise.

Who wants burgerritos tonight?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 06, 2017

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 02, 2019