70 definitions by El ritardo

Europe’s Anus

France

They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

tonghongerokoogers

A Japanese term for breasts, titties, etc.

Holy shit dude! Look at that Asian with the big ol’ tonghongerokoogers!

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Trumptown

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.

Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018