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A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans
They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.
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by El ritardo June 25, 2018

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A hand-rolled blunt saved for immediately before dinner, therefore giving you an appetite.
Hol up, imma roll a dinner roll before going out to eat in Lisbon.
by El ritardo July 16, 2018

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A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018

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The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.
Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.
by El ritardo July 14, 2018

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A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.
San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.
by El ritardo July 04, 2018

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BBC
Big black cock.
Nicky watching and feeling that BBC all day, pretty sure she gon get some AIDS.
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by El ritardo July 30, 2018

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When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.
That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.
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by El ritardo July 15, 2018

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