bacun't 

The fear of not being epic

John the johnian hated being the only bacun't in the class.

bacun't by thebacun March 27, 2021

Bacon Tatum 

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

Bacon Tatum by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

bacon tooth 

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.

Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.

bacon tooth by squirt mom October 29, 2018

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

Bacon Torpedo by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Bacon Tits 

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

Bacon Tits by Markoos13 February 17, 2021

BACON TO MY EARS 

BACON TO MY EARS

When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.

Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!

BACON TO MY EARS by suzcruz January 22, 2010

Bacon Tree 

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

Bacon Tree by DieLawn September 6, 2007