Definitions by DieLawn

Asspiphany 

When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.

"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"

Asspiphany by Dielawn October 20, 2014

Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.

Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.

Urinal Shuffle by DieLawn January 5, 2008

Joking Off 

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.

Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.

Joking Off by DieLawn December 31, 2007

Phantom Phone 

The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.

I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.

Phantom Phone by DieLawn December 5, 2007

mansome 

A word used to describe an appreciation for another man's looks or manliness without implying sexual desire.

Guy One: Man, Sean Connery is totally mansome.
Guy Two: Totally, I'd let him kick my ass any day.

mansome by DieLawn September 25, 2007

Bacon Tree 

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

Bacon Tree by DieLawn September 6, 2007

brains jump out the top like jack in the box 

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

brains jump out the top like jack in the box by DieLawn September 6, 2007