Bacon-Train 

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

Bacon-Train by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Bacon train 

A rapid succession of total ass whoopage!

The winning team shouted, "It's a bacon train now, baby!"

Bacon train by Pablo Rancharos May 17, 2011

Bacon Train 

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

Bacon Train by ginger winner April 28, 2011

taint bacon

The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.

Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon

taint bacon by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011

Tainting bacon 

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

Tainting bacon by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011