Baconese

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A religion where bacon is idolized and worshiped

What kind of religion do you study Mrs. F?
Baconese....bacon is my world.

Baconese by Andrew Winner November 17, 2010

Words you can keep

Baconsexual

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual

Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh

Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Related Words

Baconese • baconsex • Baconesque • Bacanese • Baconeer • baconess • baconise • baconised • Bare Baconess • Bacon Sexual

Baconesque

1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.

Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.

Baconesque by p0t April 9, 2008

Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

Baconeer by Baconeer July 23, 2011

baconsex

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.

I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.

baconsex by idbeholda October 11, 2006

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

Baconesque by timtitties December 15, 2009

baconise

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.

Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised

baconise by Koff September 16, 2011

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026