1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.

Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.

Baconesque by p0t April 9, 2008

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Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

Baconeer by Baconeer July 23, 2011

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baconsex

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.

I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.

baconsex by idbeholda October 11, 2006

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Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

Baconesque by timtitties December 15, 2009

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baconise

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.

Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised

baconise by Koff September 16, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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