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Baconsexual 

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual
Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh
Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021
Related Words

Baconesque

1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.
Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.
Baconesque by p0t April 9, 2008

Baconeer 

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer by Baconeer July 23, 2011

baconsex 

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.
I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.
baconsex by idbeholda October 11, 2006

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.
Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.
Baconesque by timtitties December 15, 2009

baconise 

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.
Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised
baconise by Koff September 16, 2011