Baconese 

A religion where bacon is idolized and worshiped

What kind of religion do you study Mrs. F?
Baconese....bacon is my world.

Baconese by Andrew Winner November 17, 2010

Baconsexual 

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual

Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh

Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Baconesque

1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.

Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.

Baconesque by p0t April 9, 2008

Baconeer 

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

Baconeer by Baconeer July 23, 2011

baconsex 

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.

I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.

baconsex by idbeholda October 11, 2006

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

Baconesque by timtitties December 15, 2009

baconise 

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.

Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised

baconise by Koff September 16, 2011