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baconhair 

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.
"Let's buzz, baconhair!"
baconhair by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004
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i_baconhair

i_baconhair is a roblox user who plays dahood and super good & hot outfits, hes emo and has railed alot of wedgie core girls. He also goes by the name Astelic or asscrack
he also says stuff like "huh" "wsg" "rail me wedgie core girl"
"You are such an I_baconhair"
i_baconhair by i_baconhair<3 November 14, 2021

ROBLOX bacon hair 

They get treated like newborn puppys, like they are the same as you.
Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.
ROBLOX bacon hair by ROBLOX memes September 9, 2020

Baconarian 

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.
P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon
Baconarian by Woobilly Beall August 28, 2012

baconhawk 

A baconhawk is defined as a large hawk with bacon wings.
We see here the majestic baconhawk.
baconhawk by ninjagirl878 August 8, 2010

Bacondirt 

When something is gone over & over again. Repeatedly, belaboringly, needlessly. With a hugely smartass undertone.


Can also mean: Shut it. Zip it. Enough already. Finis.

Can also conveniently mean:

Bullshit!
Shirley? Don't you think you've just about beat this isssue with your severe lack of confidence into the bacondirt? Get a grip for the love of god.
Bacondirt by aMelunknowntoyooboo February 14, 2009

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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