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Bacon Hawk 

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.
Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!
Bacon Hawk by notdesandnate July 17, 2012

Canadian baconback 

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.
Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback

baconhair 

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.
"Let's buzz, baconhair!"
baconhair by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Baconhater

The quintessential example of a person who does not understand and radicalizes their dislike of the perfect food -- Bacon.
Man, all those vegans -- Baconhaters
Baconhater by Lurik April 21, 2011

Bacontaken 

When your mom makes bacon for breakfast and your friends eat it first.
David: Hey dawg, wheres da bacon?

Dawg: Ya'll, it's bacontaken.
A true wonder of the universe, this peculiar creature will always speak in the same low, raspy tone of voice and exhibit no emotion while conversing with humans. Much is still unknown about this Euclid creature; however, it is known to hate all life and to be the only known creature capable of destroying the mortal enemy of all things good, Quebec.
Gxinva: Wow i haven;t seen baconham all day!
PraiseThe: I saw him entering Quebec while saying"Today is the day the world is finally rid of this scourge!" .
baconham by BusterIsGod December 1, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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