when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.
Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast
Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback
A true wonder of the universe, this peculiar creature will always speak in the same low, raspy tone of voice and exhibit no emotion while conversing with humans. Much is still unknown about this Euclid creature; however, it is known to hate all life and to be the only known creature capable of destroying the mortal enemy of all things good, Quebec.
Gxinva: Wow i haven;t seen baconham all day!
PraiseThe: I saw him entering Quebec while saying"Today is the day the world is finally rid of this scourge!" .
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!