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Baconnaise 

A delicious product made by the same people who brought you "bacon Salt," a product that is cosher, non fat, and vegan, thats right, vegan, bacon flavored salt.
"Baconnaise" as such, is bacon flavored mayonnaise. Delicious and wonderful, everything should taste like bacon!
baconnaise "Put some mothafukin baconnaise on that!"

Baconnoisseur 

An expert on Bacon.
Jack is quite the baconnoisseur.
Baconnoisseur by Zmoosk May 19, 2010

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

baconaisse 

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.
Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!
baconaisse by kelsey4real September 5, 2011

Bronnaise 

The filling within a bromance sandwich; it's bukkake for best bros.
"The bronnaise was thick, like a gooey high-five."
Bronnaise by Zhefyr & Jeeves September 5, 2011

baconise 

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.
Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised
baconise by Koff September 16, 2011