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autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.
Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.
autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

Autotron 

The human state when repeated exposure or experience of a specific task or job reduces you to a robot.
Dude, you didn't even smile when you took that guys order. You're becoming an autotron. Take a day off.
Autotron by mattybophatty August 1, 2011

autograph 

A Signature or sign of person(s)
When i saw The Game I asked for his autograph on my 310 Hurricanes, but when i saw 50 Cent i just pointed and laughed.
autograph by Barry Saravia April 24, 2006

class autograph 

a fast food chain plate that was stolen and filled with student and professor signatures that serves as a memento of that semester
Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!

autographed 

The act of jizzing on someone or being jizzed on.
I gave her my autograph.
That girl got autographed by 2 guys last night.
You got autographed.
My autograph is permanent.
She had been autographed all over her face.
autographed by Dump Train June 2, 2009

Automophile 

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.
Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.
Automophile by MagickDio July 12, 2011