Automophile

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.

Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.

by MagickDio July 12, 2011

automobile leapfrog

Two or more cars on a highway that continually pass each other as they vary their acceleration.

I wish that guy would speed up or slow down for good; I'm tired of playing automobile leapfrog with him.

by cosmobencomo February 10, 2010

Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005

autonophilia

A Sexual attraction to Androids or Robots.

Roger Smith of Big O begins to develop autonophilia over the course of the series.

by T. Crosser August 26, 2006

automobile

any form of transportation that does not requre much human effort.

i know! we can take an automobile to the party.

by luke7989847 November 16, 2007

autophile

Technically speaking it's not a man who has sex with cars. As I'm one such I know my subject. An autophile is in love with him or herself sexually. So I'm stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). The only alternative I've heard is automobiliphilia. Quite a mouthful, more than the gearknob of a Jaguar XJ8 so probably won't be popular. There probably should be two words. One for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a substitute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply fucks it.

Since I'm simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. Apart from mentioning that I myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).

by karnautrahl October 30, 2006

Automobile

A thing that runs horselessly

I be rollin in my automobile

by Gary mcbrindleberge December 2, 2019