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autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.
Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.
autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011
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autotroll 

1. Someone who makes deliberately inflammatory or outrageous statements on his own website or other forum in order to attract attention and/or traffic.

2. The act of making such a statement.
Johnathan Alter autotrollis by attacking bloggers in "All Umbrage All the Time" just to get bloggers to talk about his article and link to it.
autotroll by D.B. Echo August 17, 2008

Autotron 

The human state when repeated exposure or experience of a specific task or job reduces you to a robot.
Dude, you didn't even smile when you took that guys order. You're becoming an autotron. Take a day off.
Autotron by mattybophatty August 1, 2011

Alcotroll 

A woman who looks fugly even through high-powered beer goggles.
Man is that chick an alcotroll or what?
Alcotroll by Roseagh June 12, 2009
A clueless AOL user who trolls blogs and messageboards.
This used to be a good forum before the sudden influx of AOTrolls.
AOTroll by Quaoar July 6, 2011

audiotroll 

Noun: One who does an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the people around them off. They usually do things such as listen to music loudly.

Verb: To do an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the surrounding people off.
1) My neighbor is such an audiotroll, he blasts Green Day in the middle of the night even though he hates them.

2) The boy on the subway was bored, so he decided to audiotroll by blasting Nile on his I-Pod.
audiotroll by joe725 March 30, 2008

Antitroll 

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Noun- The troll's counterpart, analagous to a hero's antihero. To put it briefly and bluntly, trolls try to make you look like a pussy; antitrolls try to make you look like an asshole.

To further explain:

The common troll seeks to sow discord and negative emotion among an otherwise peaceful (may or may not be intelligent) dialogue, which is usually held on an Internet thread or message board.

The common antitroll attempts to inject logic and positive reasoning into an otherwise hateful (may or may not be unintelligent) collective diatribe, also usually held on the Internet.

However, note the three characteristics both have in common:

1. Both are contradicting the purpose of the thread they target, and quite often don't care about the topic itself.

2. Both are commonly the subjects of hatred for doing so; they also enjoy this hatred.

3. Both usually have nothing better to do with their lives, at least during the actual troll/antitroll session, and know that their efforts won't change anyone's opinions/views. It's just for the lulz (trolls)/ to pass the time(antitrolls).
A Justin Bieber fan site:

Fan: I just love Justin's music, he's really talented :D

Troll: shut up, bitch. ur fuking ghey 4 lieking dat Beaver anyway.

Fan: OMG SHUT UP HATER, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T GET GIRLS LIKE HIM!

Troll: Probly cuz I don't liek girlz dat look liek d00ds...

Fan 2: YOU SONOF-

*discord ensues*

(Note that the troll actually has no real opinion of Bieber, unlike the hater mentioned below)

Bieber-Hater Chatroom:

Hater: These Beaver fans are f*cking insane. This one girl got all butthurt and hit me just cause I said I hated the prick...

Antitroll: You can't really blame a celebrity for their stupid fans, dude... Anyway, why do you guys hate him so much? What has he done to you?

Hater: He fucking ruined music for me, which impacts my life.

Antitroll: Right...so...why not just ignore him and listen to something else? You guys seem to be obsessing over Bieber as much as the fangirls you talk about...

Hater: ….stop ruining our hate dude, it's just jokes. Who the hell invited this buzzkill?

*hatred continues*

(Note how the antitroll attempts to crush otherwise harmless hate with insistent logic, regardless of the outcome or victims)
Antitroll by AdmiralBetas January 27, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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