autotopsy 

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.

Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.

autotopsy by Squaretumbleweed January 19, 2011

autotopsy 

in the modern setting the scavenging of abandoned vehicles

autosy-autotopsy seems clear enough on its own

autotopsy by michael Bush October 11, 2007

Updated Autopsy Report 

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

Updated Autopsy Report by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

organizational autopsy 

A post mortem review of a failed organization, government, or public/ private institution to determine the likely factors that led to its downfall or demise.

An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.

Definition by D. Goodwyn

organizational autopsy by D.Goodwyn June 19, 2020

Updated Autopsy Report 

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

Updated Autopsy Report by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022

Autopsychomania 

car addict... one who is obsessed with cars to an elevated state which is borderline unhealthy. Excited to the point of unhealthiness by the love of automobiles.

Auto = car
Psycho = disconnected from reality aka abnormal state of mind
Mania = to be extremely elevated (high), excited to the point of craziness

Chris: "Andrew is an autopsychomania, I've created this new disease just for you"

Some antics include:
a) getting out of his car in the middle of a live lane on the Hwy 401 to dry his soaked intake filter after his car stalled.
b) obsessively washing his car on a weekly basis. Almost daily in winter due to road salt.
c) has given a name to his car, frequently refers to it by name, and has the license plate changed to her name.

Autopsychomania by Footman07 July 16, 2009

Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"

Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".

Autopsy Head by nycesq January 27, 2009