Auto erect 

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)

Auto erect by Mom’s left nut October 26, 2020

auto erect 

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect

auto erect by T2kizz September 27, 2015

Auto-Erect 

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

Auto-Erect by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two

Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god

auto electrician by loliepop crusader November 3, 2013

autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect

Oh man yesterday I had an autorection

autorection by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

autorectumatic 

Extracted from one's own rectum.

Software project time estimates are always autorectumatic.

autorectumatic by quux January 11, 2015

autoerect

When a guys cum is yellow and he squirts everywhere he needs to go to the hospital immediately

Oh shit my cum is all yellow i have an autoerection (walks out of house with dick just hanging out)

autoerect by IntelIntelligence. Net May 14, 2018