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autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect
Oh man yesterday I had an autorection
autorection by Fox.7 December 11, 2016
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Autorection

When you are driving in a car and u suddenly get erect
Man yesterday was crazy! I got an autorection
Autorection by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

Attrection

1. the act of erecting as a result of attraction.
2. the state of being erected as a result of attraction
3. something erected through sublimation of arousal, as a building or other structure.
4. Physiology. a distended and rigid state of an organ or part containing erectile tissue, esp. of the penis or the clitoris when subject is attracted to someone or something.
I had an attrection.
Attrection by ZeeKrey June 1, 2009

Antirection 

The opposite of an erection, this happens when you are so unattracted that your penis actually gets smaller.
Holy shit dude, that bitch just gave me an Antirection!
Antirection by Riley zor October 14, 2008

Anorection 

1. An erection that occurs as a result of something other than sexual arousal/stimulation, a hard-on with no "appetite".

2. A penis that, when erect, reveals to have neither been a grower nor a shower in its flaccid state.
a. "I had an anorection when I woke up this morning."

b. "I was so disappointed to find out he had anorectile issues."
Anorection by 7amza123 March 7, 2014

Anorection 

An erection brought on by an incredibly skinny woman (e.g., Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss, etc.).
"Dude, I saw this twig bitch walking down the street today, she gave me an anorection."
Anorection by Clam_Diggity July 3, 2016

Antirection 

The opposite of an erection. Usually achieved upon sighting a minger, but can also occur after seeing a hard hit to the testicles.

Not to be confused with shrinkage.
1.) Jay: That bitch's face was so whack I got an antirection. I was down to a nub!

2.) OOH WHAT A HIT! I've got a sympathy antirection.
Antirection by TimboSlice October 8, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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