Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Auto erect

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)

by Mom’s left nut October 26, 2020

auto erect

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect

by T2kizz September 27, 2015

auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two

Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god

by loliepop crusader November 3, 2013

autorection

When you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect

Oh man yesterday I had an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

autorectumatic

Extracted from one's own rectum.

Software project time estimates are always autorectumatic.

by quux January 11, 2015

Autoerect

When you get an erection without knowing, noticing, or causing it yourself.

He got an autoerection when he saw Emma Watson.

by fummy7071111 April 28, 2018