auto-blumpkin
auto-blumpkin by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003
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Auto-blumpkin
Auto-blumpkin by automblumpkinitis January 19, 2008
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auto blumpkano
auto blumpkano by pigy_G December 15, 2010
Autoblumpkin
A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.
Autoblumpkin by The Meehan October 17, 2009
Autoblumpkin
"Last night I was taking a huge dump, right? So to ease the pain a little bit, I gave myself an autoblumpkin. Best shit ever.
Autoblumpkin by Officer Dickhead July 28, 2016
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