A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.

yo meehan, go give yourself an autoblumpkin in your moms bathroom.

Autoblumpkin by The Meehan October 17, 2009

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Autoblumpkin

When you're taking a shit, and you give yourself a blowjob at the same time.

"Last night I was taking a huge dump, right? So to ease the pain a little bit, I gave myself an autoblumpkin. Best shit ever.

Autoblumpkin by Officer Dickhead July 28, 2016

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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