Vertistrokes

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.

I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.

by T2kizz April 08, 2013

Sexventure

An adventure of the sexual kind.

Hey girl you like to travel, you up for a sexventure?

by T2kizz October 23, 2016

The Boston

Sudden interruption before finishing something desired.

Was writing an essay when my computer gave me The Boston and rebooted.

by T2kizz April 15, 2013

Milkin' the honey

Being so completely amazing at basketball, you just take your time and keep scoring away because no one can touch you.

Oliver and I were playing basketball after work just milkin' the honey.

by T2kizz September 23, 2010

auto erect

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect

by T2kizz September 27, 2015

Corporate Rain Dance

When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.

Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.

by T2kizz January 10, 2014

soba

So bada**

That car's going to be soba when it's done.

by T2kizz September 07, 2021