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A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
Assafi by BigPeewee June 3, 2018
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and the ASSAF shall rise to power!
assaf by J<3W July 24, 2016

Assaf Seewi

A drummer that juggle sticks and does crazy shit, while keeping a sick beat. Debatably the best stick-trick drummer of our time, he also puts up amazing music by itself.
A drummer watching Assaf Seewi: ..... I quit.
Assaf Seewi by drumlife June 29, 2009

Raja assaf 

God
The most powerful human ever born, said to be stronger than Jesus himself

He is an undercover physics teacher that can control the laws of the universe
Man 1: whats you religion man?
Man 2: i worship the one and only Raja assaf
Man 1: All praise almighty Raja
Raja assaf by 0theoneandonly0 March 14, 2021
A land in Algeria that is famous for containing the mystical region and village of Cherguiya
Guy1:so i've been to assafia last week on a motorcycle.
Guy2:did you visit cherguiya ?
Guy1:ofc bruv nearly got charmed by the sunrise and passed the 1 hour limit , but here i am.
Assafia by verytrustworthy1 April 28, 2023
A guy you don't fuck with. If you do try to fuck with him, they'll be scraping your entrails off the walls. That won't be a pleasant outcome for you. Please do not trigger him. You may not value your life, but others do
A: "Hey bro, have you seen Ausaf around? That prick needs to be taught a lesson"
B: "You don't want to mess with Ausaf bruh. Unless you want your own balls stuffed down your throat. Believe me, that guy will kill you. "

CNN: ".....On other news, a number of innocent bystanders were injured when a unidentified person triggered an Ausaf. "
Ausaf by UnidentifiedIED February 11, 2018