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assfail

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when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.
assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005
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AssadFamilyFun 

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A Family of. 4 people ( 2 Adults, 2 Children) with an Instagram account that are Persian.
AssadFamilyFun is the best family ever!
AssadFamilyFun by coolcats29292929 June 14, 2021
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assfail

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when your ass just stops working.
Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.
assfail by van ultima January 27, 2005
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Pitpig

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026
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You the birthday

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
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church hurt 

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church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
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